Bump and Run Breaking News–Braylon and Crabtree

Braylon has been traded to the J-E-T-S and Michael Crabtree finally signs with the Niners, according to ESPN’s Adam Schefter and Fox Sports’ Jay Glazer. Wow!

Braylon Edwards has been traded to the New York Jets for a couple of players and draft picks.  Edwards wanted out in the offseason and now he finally gets his wish.  If he decides to get his head straight, he gives the Jets a great 1-2 combo with Cotchery in the passing game.  It will be interesting to see how long it takes him to settle into his new home. 

And on the West coast, Michael Crabtree has decided that he doesn’t hate money.  He signs a 6-year deal, which can be voided after the 5th year if he reaches certain performance clauses.  I can’t help but wonder if this deal would have gotten done if San Fran was 1-3 rather than 3-1.

Favre Free Morning Headlines: Braylon Edwards pulls a Tom Cable

After being held without a catch in a loss to the Bengals, Braylon Edwards went to the club Sunday night and took out his frustrations by punching LeBron James’ very small friend in the face. Wow, stay classy, B-Easy! Really making the most out of this contract year, huh? Eric Mangini’s fining these fools for not paying incidentals at hotels, can you imagine Braylon’s punishment?  (Cleveland Plain Dealer)

Word on the street is that Tom Cable could be arrested this week for harboring the worst excuse for a football team in the history of the NFL. That, and punching out his assistant coach. (AP) 

You have to wonder how Darren McFadden’s career would turn out had he been drafted by any team other than the Raiders. Run DMC is out 2-4 weeks with a knee injury. (Oakland Tribune)

I think we may have gotten to the bottom of Mark Sanchez’s terrible performance in New Orleans on Sunday. Get your mind right pimp! (NY Post)

Big Ben didn’t wrestle on Monday night, but he did introduce the Diva Bowl. (WWE)

Rodney Harrison on TV needs to stop. Now. Please. (WBZTV)

Is Mike Crabtree finally coming to his senses? (SF Chronicle)

Jim Zorn makes weird faces. (DC Sports Bog)