Big Ben, Big Problems

Ben Roethlisberger, grow up son.

What, did you streak the quad too?

One would think that a two-time Super Bowl winning quarterback would have access to the finer things in life: gorgeous models, the inside track to A-list parties, private rooms at the most exclusive clubs — basically perks that the average 21-year-old frat kid dreams of.

Instead, while the Tom Bradys and Derek Jeters of the world are very privately maximizing their star power, Roethlisberger is waltzing around the small town of Milledgeville, GA trying to steal that 21-year-old frat kid’s girlfriend. And she’s only 20.

Remember the lame upperclassman/alumni who used to come back around to party after he graduated?

That’s Big Ben.

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2010 Offseason Breakdown: NFC West

Throughout the months of February and March, Bump and Run will break down the needs of each NFL team as free agency and the draft approaches. Today, it’s the NFC West:

Arizona Cardinals: Hall-of-Fame quarterback: OUT. Party boy, D-list celebrity: IN. How scary is that if you’re a Cards fan? Matt Leinart will have the first crack at keeping Arizona atop of the NFC West, but the gap is quickly closing. The release of S Antrel Rolle and anticipated departure of LB Karlos Dansby puts the defense in a tough spot.

Key Unrestricted Free Agents: Karlos Dansby, LB; Antrel Rolle, S; Neil Rackers, PK.

Needs: LB, QB, OL, Secondary

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2010 Offseason Breakdown: AFC West Needs

Throughout the months of February and March, Bump and Run will break down the needs of each NFL team as free agency and the draft approaches. Today, it’s the AFC West:

Denver Broncos: The Broncos started off last season in great fashion; however the collapse that followed the start was even bigger.  Hard to figure out exactly what caused the free fall, but one thing is certain: a lot of the players won’t be back with Josh McDaniels in 2010.

Key Unrestricted Free Agents: Ben Hamilton, OL; Vonnie Holiday, DE

Key Restricted Free Agents: Elvis Dumervil, LB; Brandon Marshall, WR; Kyle Orton, QB; Tony Scheffler, TE; Chris Kuper, OL

Needs: QB, WR, OL, DL

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2010 Offseason Breakdown: NFC South Needs

Throughout the month of February, Bump and Run will break down the needs of each NFL team as free agency and the draft approaches. Today, we’re breaking down the NFC South:

Atlanta Falcons: After making the playoffs in Mike Smith’s first season as head coach, the Falcons took a small step back in 2009 (though they did post back-to-back winning seasons for the first time ever). Look for GM Thomas Dimitroff to pursue a playmaker on defense to complement DE John Abraham. On offense, Matty Ice should be able to generate 20-28 points per game with what he’s got. Adding another reliable pass catcher wouldn’t hurt though.

Key Unrestricted Free Agents: Chris Redman, QB;

Key Restricted Free Agents: Jason Snelling, RB; Jerious Norwood, RB.

Needs: LB, Secondary, #2 WR, RB

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2010 Offseason Breakdown: AFC South Needs

Throughout the month of February, Bump and Run will break down the needs of each NFL team as free agency and the draft approaches. Today, it’s the AFC South:

Houston Texans: The Texans were very close to making their first playoff appearance last season.  What caused them to just miss?  Most notably the lack of a consistent running game, poor play calling in the red zone, their kicker choking and the inability to stop people.  

Key Unrestricted Free Agents: Dunta Robinson, CB; Kevin Walter, WR; Matt Turk, P.

Key Restricted Free Agents: Owen Daniels, TE; DeMeco Ryans, LB; Bernard Pollard, S; Rashad Butler, OT.

Needs: RB, CB, DT, WR (if Walter and Daniels leave)

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